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热与冷
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蒙特利尔自助餐厅的一位顾客拧开盥洗室的龙头, 结果被水烫伤了."这太可恶了, "他抱怨道, "标着C的龙头流出的是开水."

"可是, 先生, C代表Chaude-法语里代表“热”.如果您居住在蒙特利尔的话就得知道这一点."

"等等, "那位顾客咆哮一声, "另外一个龙头同样标的是C."

"当然, "经理说道: "它代表冷.毕竟, 蒙特利尔是个双语城市."

Chaude and Cold

A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. This is an outrage, he complained. The faucet marked C gave me boiling water.

But, Monsieur, C stands for chaude - French for hot. You should know that if you live in Montreal.

Wait a minute, roared the patron. The other tap is also marked C.

Of course, said the manager, It stands for cold. After all, Montreal is a bilingual city.

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