弗罗里达州的迪斯尼乐园是一个迷人的地方．一次我和丈夫以及两个孩子前往旅游, 我们全身心地沉醉在它的各种奇观之中．精疲力竭地玩了三天之后, 我们要回家了。

当我们驱车离开时, 儿子挥手说: ＂再见, 美奇．＂

女儿挥着手说, ＂再见, 美妮．＂

丈夫也有气无力地挥了挥手, 说道: ＂再见, 美元．＂

A Trip to Disney

On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I adn our two children devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction. After three exhausting days, we headed for home.

As we drove away, our son waved and said, ＂Good-by, Mickey.＂

Our daughter waved and said, ＂Good-by, Minnie.＂

My husband waved, rather weakly, and said, ＂Good-by, Money.＂

新发现

一个乡下人第一次到大城市游逛．他走进一座大楼, 看见一个岁数很大的矮胖女人迈进一个小房间．房间的门随后关上, 有几个灯在闪亮．一会儿, 门开了, 电梯里走出一位年青漂亮的女模特。

乡下人惊奇地眨着眼睛, 慢吞吞地说: ＂我应该把我的老婆带来!＂

New Discovery

A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building, he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room. The doors closed, lights flashed, and after a while the door slid open and a beautiful young model stepped off the elevator.

Blinking in amazement, the hillbilly drawled, I should have brought my wife!