保育员: 約翰尼, 你难道不喜欢你的小妹妹吗？

約翰尼: 那倒不是．她要是个男孩就好了．威利有了一个新生的小妹妹, 现在他该认为我又在学他的样子了。

A Baby Sister

Nurse: Don't you like your new baby sister, Johnnie?

Johnnie:She's all right, but I wish she had been a boy. Willie Smith had got a new sister, and now he'll think I'm trying to copy him.

我还不认识她呢

一对夫妇在公园里散步, 发现一对年轻的男女坐在一条长凳上, 动情地接吻。

＂你为什么不那么做呢？＂妻子说。

＂亲爱的, ＂丈夫回答说, ＂我还不认识那个女子呢!＂

I Don't Know Her

A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing.

＂Why don't you do that?＂ said the wife.

＂Honey,＂ replied her husband, ＂I don't even know that woman!＂